So my brother called me today and told me his latest plan...
If you know my brother, you know that he has many random ideas and does not fit in any box. Take a guess at his latest of brilliant thoughts!
Once I get 10 brilliant (I get to be the judge of brilliance on this one) ideas I will share what he is going to be doing.
Brilliant? Why yes they are...
ReplyDelete1. He is going to invent a new color for Crayola and make lots of money. The name of the color is: Penguin Plum
2. He will listen to the code that his car engine is telling him and translate it to the winning lotto numbers.
3. He is going to move to Panama where he will capitalize on the Panama hat market.
4. He will find a way to make it so that when you cover your eyes with your hands so that someone can't see you, they REALLY won't be able to see you.
5. He is going to donate his right middle toe to someone who needs a new one.
6. He will run a marathon while dressed in a kimono.
7. He is going to create a "day club" (as opposed to a night club) that will feature women who are fully covered, as opposed to fully bare. These "performers" will only walk, never dance.
8. He is going to only write backwards and upside down from now on.
9. He has created the perfect dish that he know will take the food world by storm- Tofu Banana Mash with Fried Liver Puree.
10. He is going to put the Cool back in School by lobbying successfully to our governor to make all educational institutions serve free Fro Yo.
I am so glad that Angie came up with ten BRILLIANT guesses on her own. That means I don't have to be creative tonight (because my comment on the last guessing post took all my creative powers. I'm going to be short for a few days now.)
ReplyDeleteNow, where's the answer...
Ang I am totally awe struck by your creativity right now. I actually had to cover my face with both hands to muffle the laughter that your brilliance brought on. Shouldn't have read this post with two sleeping people on the other side of my wall. Oh well.
ReplyDeleteSo here is his latest of plans.
He called to tell me that he and his girlfriend will be selling their house (oh wait... her house), both businesses (oh wait again... her businesses), buying an RV (with, of course, her money), and traveling the country for the next six months or so (with, of course, her money as well)... and he added that they are going to plop down wherever they feel like it at the end of the six months.
I am sure he will be able to contribute generously to their trip with entertainment of the sorts he is so generously blessed with. Meaning his wit! More like inappropriate comments at all the right moments.
So now you can all take a deep breath knowing his brilliant plan.
I wonder what his next plan will be... being as he changes his mind about as often as his underwear (sorry if that caused a visual... rewind. delete.). It will be interesting to see if this actually happens. The housing market is not looking so hot right now... so I'm not quite sure how this could pan out. Maybe traveling the country could be good for him. Might give him six months to figure out something to do with his life. We can hope. We can hope. Sigh.
The End
Is he going to shave a pouncing tiger on his back?
ReplyDeleteIs he going to shave a tic-tac-toe game into the side of his head?
Is he going to shave his horrible beard looking thing.
Does it have anything to do with shaving because that's all I got!?
Are. You. Joking. Me.
ReplyDeleteOh wow, we'll see if that pans out for him. Do please keep us updated. :)
If he keeps tabs on his whereabouts with a blog, I am more prone to be okay with this plan.
ReplyDeleteWay to be Ang. Way to be.
He can't grow facial hair so he is going to make popular splochy facial hair.
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